My illogical thoughts

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Memento Mori

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yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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pinkdicks:

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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what is Britney even doing in her interviews

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me listening to love songs: wow this is about my otp
me listening to happy songs: wow this is about my otp
me listening to sad songs: wow this is about my otp
me listening to the theme song of that's so raven: wow this is about my otp
me listening to the rain: wow this is about my otp

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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ask-the-awesome-armin-arlert:

This is why you need to join the survival corps

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

“A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boy’s shoulder to let him know that the world hadn’t ended”.