My illogical thoughts

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Memento Mori

Writing gay porn songs by Ellie Hobbs on Grooveshark

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

wafflesex:

Season Two is heeeerrrrreeeee!!

As you can see, my little sister had quite a lot to say about the first episode of Free! Eternal Summer and I have a feeling this is going to be a regular occurrence for the remainder of the season. She hasn’t picked out a definite name for Sousuke just yet… though she’s been sort of calling him “BLEPTH” because that’s the sound baby seals make.

… If his spirit animal isn’t a baby seal, then she will therefore be severely disappointed.

Anyway, be sure to check out her other reactions here and keep an eye out for the rest of season two!

Peter Parker’s always been pretty introspective. He’s always been pretty existential, and he’s always in a crisis internally .I think Peter Parker’s always been a really thoughtful, torn dude, and that’s always been a really cool thing to see in a superhero — someone who’s really thinking.

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

person: who is your favorite avenger?
me: Sasuke
person: what
me: what

gigaguess:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

That is fascinating…